*trees eat our babies
Babies that we drop everywhere in hope one grows up in well condition
Even more wonderful
Actually fruits are designed that way so animals eat them to spread seed around
So our babies would also be covered in tasty cream and will survive being swallowed
When I was a baby I was attacked by an apple tree.
There ya go.
It seems like trees are having a sperm attack when they let loose all that pollen
Plants eat our babies.
We die. If the role is reversed, we don't die.
Better than grinding up fetuses