Also about roommate+11It's even worse than when a roommate simply eats your food when they use up your ingredients in weird ways where you can't cook anything you intended. It starts with pouring some teriyaki sauce on spaghetti, then some ground beef and salsa. It ends with not only an abomination of a food, but four messed up meals, and a roommate that should be beaten, amirite?
Also about roommate+7You know what sucks? Even though that guy pushed his roommate to suicide, he will probably still get all A's that semester BECAUSE his roommate commited suicide. amirite?
Also about roommate+4Morning wood is the most awkward thing when you have a roommate, amirite?
Also about roommate+2does your roommate blame you for all the bad songs on apple music thru siri, amirite More
Also about roommate+2Whenever you wake up before the other residents of your home and you find that you've wet the bed, you always trade jammies, mattresses, and bed sheets with one of your co-inhabitants. That way, that roommate will wake up thinking that he or she wet the bed, and you won't have to deal with the guilt. amirite?
Also about roommate+11You hate it when you are in a debate with your roommate about how much attention we should give to global warming, and you are actually doing quite well with your argument explaining why global warming is an increasing threat, but then your roommate shows you a picture of Nicolas Cage with a bird for hair, thus rendering your argument invalid, amirite?