+51 In a good relationship, no one wears the pants. amirite?

by Anonymous 4 years ago

And in a great relationship, nobody wears underwear too.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Or a night guard

by Anonymous 4 years ago

or a tampon.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

And similarity; in a terrible relationship everyone wears, muumuus.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

So do they wear dresses? Maybe shorts. I personally like to wear joggers. Lol.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

That'd be uncomfortable to walk around in public

by Anonymous 4 years ago

*happy Denmark noises*

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Can confirm. Am in good relationship. Have not worn pants in years. Coincidentally, I am also banned from almost every restaurant in my neighborhood.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

In a good relationship no one wears underwear

by Anonymous 4 years ago

In a perfect relationship, everyone wears zip-off convertible pant/shorts

by Anonymous 4 years ago

But someone definitely wears an apron

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Yeah but I can't help but think that some people are naturally strong leaders and others followers.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

or merkins

by Anonymous 4 years ago

word has it that you need to wear your pants and hide your junk.

by Anonymous 4 years ago