Also by Dairyqueenemployee+39If "Trail Mix" tasted like a real trail, nobody would eat it. amirite?
Also about eat+9When you eat Pillsbury brand frozen waffles, you eat AROUND the Pillsbury Doughboy first, amirite?
Also about die, eat, and alive+465The worst thing in the world would be to wake up one morning and find out you have AIDS and cancer, and then being thrown into a Nazi death camp where you are forced to do hard labor for several long hours followed by being thrown into a pit of hungry dogs who eat you almost to death and being dragged out alive where you are quartered and left to die in the sun of AIDS/cancer, amirite?
Also about eat+23It sucks how you can be extremely fat and eat really healthy then sit around and watch these skinny girls eat straight junk and not gain a pound, amirite?
Also about die+19In your younger school years, there was a controversy over whether the lyrics went "I'm blue, if I were green I would die" or "I'm blue dabba dee dabba die", amirite?
Also about die and eat-8Person: i am vegetarian Me: Why Person: cuz it makes me sad to eat killed animals me: well you are killing animals too person: how me: if you eat all those greens, the herbivores will starve and die and if the herbivores are dead then the carnivores will starve and die too so ha! amirite?
Also about die and eat+17I'm not skinny but I'm not fat; so I wanna eat. My new phiulosophy towards life: Eat more. Sleep more. If i die because of it; atleast I'll die happy. amirite?
Also about eat+12I want to breakl your legs and snap your neck, bite your head off and eat your feet! Hurry up Christmas I can't wait another month to eat people shapped sugar cookies! amirite?