Also about pessimist+311A pessimist: "There are ants in my pizza!" An optimist: " Aw yeah! Free ants!" Bear Grylls: "There's a pizza in my ants", amirite?
Also about pessimist+32You can't go wrong being a pessimist; you're either always right or pleasantly surprised. amirite?
Also about Psychology-23The fomula all news reporters use is getting stale now ... "Joe Blogs, CNN, New York" etc ... they should be more inventive ... "reporting for CNN, I'm Joe in the Big Apple!", amirite?
Also about pessimist+10"Realist" is just what a pessimist calls themself, amirite?
Also about pessimist+83It doesn't matter whether you see the glass as half-empty or half-full. What matters is what you are going to do about it. That next action will determine whether you are the optimist or the pessimist. Amirite?
Also about pessimist+14Pessimist: Every rose has its thorn. Optimist: Every thorn has its rose, amirite?
Also about pessimist+192A pessimist will complain about his roommate's snores. An optimist will know buy earplugs. An opportunist will know when it's safe to masturbate, amirite?
Also about pessimist+143A realist with a shitty life can easily be mistaken for a pessimist, amirite?