Also about dry cleaner+415When my dry cleaner handed me my shirts today, I said, "I love you too." Judging by her puzzled look, those hangers are just a marketing plot and not a reflection of her genuine feelings for me, amirite?
Also about dry cleaner+20You have no idea what actually happens to your clothes when you take them to the dry cleaner. Maybe we're paying 20 bucks for cheap hangers and big plastic bags, amirite?
Also about dry cleaning+378In ancient Rome, there were dry-cleaning places called fulleries, where they cleaned clothes with human urine. Certain slaves had the job of stomping the clothes in a pool of urine. I don't know about you, but I'd be pretty pissed if I had to do that, amirite?
Also about dry cleaners+379The people who work at the dry cleaners charge you $11 to clean a dress shirt. It clearly doesn't cost that much, but you know you'll pay it anyway because you're not really sure what they do and how much it should cost. In fact, I'm 99% sure that all they did was iron it and put a plastic sheet over it, amirite?
Also about dry cleaner+17A lady walks into a dry cleaner to get a white stain out of her shirt. She asks a man if she can get her shirt cleaned. He couldn't quite hear so he asks, "Come again?" No, it's gum this time! amirite?
Also about dry cleaner+14I was walking by a dry cleaner at 3 AM and there was a sign that said, "Sorry, we're closed." You don't have to be sorry. It's 3 AM and you're a dry cleaner. It would be ridiculous for me to expect you to be open. I'm not gonna come by at 10 and say, "Hey, I was here at 3 AM and you guys were closed. Someone owes me an apology. amirite?
Also by teknogreek-26The Pacific north west of Chile is the south east of the Pacific. amirite?
Also about dry cleaners+555It's weird that Asians are stereotypically smarter than other races but then they're also the ones that own the dry cleaners and do nails for a living, amirite?
Also by teknogreek+71The survival record of an alive person is always 100%, but the survival record of a dead person depends on how many times they almost died. amirite?