Also about bank robbery+9If sex was a bank robbery, in life you'd have the serious offenders, the ones who never got caught cause they're good, and the ones who don't have the supplies or balls to do it, amirite?
Also about bank robbery+13Bank Robbery has really gone down the drain...Today it was on the news that a man tried to rob a bank disguised as a tree, amirite?
Also about carry+175Why do little girls carry purses around? What do they need to carry, diapers? amirite?
Also by Alixkast+34There is a kind of unspoken rule that 'a couple' is two and 'a few' is three. Amirite!?
Also by Alixkast+57It's a damn good thing spider webs aren't sharp, amirite?
Also about bank robbery+8Ive just been the witness to a bank robbery, when the police where asking me what I saw, I said. ''Well I saw a man walking up the high street wearing a ski mask and carrying a sawn off shotgun, which I thought was weird as it hasn't snowed in ages'', amirite?
Also about carry and penalty-82You shouldn't say you support the death penalty unless you'd be willing to carry out the executions, amirite?