Also about earth and moon+23Earths moon is so lame. I mean, Mar's moons are named phobos and demos: fear and panic in greek, and the best we could do for Earth is moon!?! How unoriginal, amirite?
Also about earth and moon+11"Boom boom boom, even brighter than the moon moon moon..." The moon does not shine on its own Katy Perry. Go back to 3rd grade Earth Science. Amirite?
Also by bismith5000+51Luck isn't real but people say miracles are. amirite?
Also by bismith5000+45Watching your phone battery decrease is more morbid when you realise you are watching it's life force slowly deplete, amirite?
Also about earth and moon+5For all we know, the rocks on the moon could be alive. Maybe they don't have to eat or drink or poop. Earth logic =/= moon logic, amirite?
Also about destroy and earth+40Th internet has become self sustaining. If you unplug and replug your adapter, its still the same internet. If you unplug all the adapters, then replug just one of them, it will still be connected to the same internet. If your destroy a server, you'll connect to an internet without that site. If your destroy all the servers in the world, you'll be able to connect to an inter net, but with no data. If you destroy Earth, an astronaut can still get a signal on his laptop, but with no data, amirite?
Also by bismith5000+46The more bodies we bury the less room we have to walk on, amirite?
Also about earth and moon+149Why does a moon rock taste better than an Earth rock? Because the moon's a little meteor! amirite?
Also about earth+18The UFO's we see are real. But dont be scared, they are only taking pictures of earth for their own form of Google Earth. But instead of being called Google Earth its called Schbepoog wer ick Earth. amirite?