Also by Cadlewhitney+19Sleeping with a Pikachu wouldn't be nearly as weird as sleeping with a Machoke, amirite?
Also about work+15beats printer shakes printer bashes printer WORK DAMMIT WORK! stars making farting noises "error flashes on screen FUCK! WORK YOU STUPID THING! I NEED TO PRINT THIS ASSIGNMENT! still making shitting noises* Best day to start the day, amirite?
Also about sharp knife+2I ain't ever known the lovin' of a man, but it sure felt nice when he was holdin' my hand. There's a boy here in town who says he'll love me forever, but who would have thought forever would be severed by the sharp knife of a short life? (the band perry) Amirite?
Also by Cadlewhitney+58Most people would rather watch a funny show about depression than a sad show about comedy. amirite?
Also about sharp knife+7Emo people: "If you threaten me, I'm gonna cut myself with this very sharp knife!" Amirite?
Also about work+245The internet went down for three hours this morning, plunging the nation into productivity. The outrage, which caused major work startages from New York to California, prevented an estimated 120 million American employees from messing around on the web at work. amirite?