Also about tan+216Even though everyone complains about them, you love having tan lines from the summer because it shows you got a tan, amirite?
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Also about tan+40thanks to The Real Housewives of NJ, Jersey Shore, Jerseylicious, and Jersey Couture, new jerseyans are now steroetyped as tan drunken rich whores with big hair and an accent to match and men who do nothing but hit the gym, tan, and laundry. fabulous.. amirite?
Also about tan+11It'd be awesome if there were reverse microwaves that chilled food, and something that could un-tan you, for all those atrocious tan lines, amirite?