Also about plant+4If you remove the tiny seeds from an Italian sausage and plant them, they will grow sausage trees, amirite? More
Also about plant+55It's weird looking at a plant and thinking "we came from the same place", amirite?
Also by Apellllll+56Humans have 100 million million cells in the body, and we're always just one cell division away from getting cancer. amirite?
Also about plant-38If you plant a tree in your backyard, the fruit it bears are yours. If you plant it in the front yard, legally or illegally, it's the world's. amirite?
Also about cruelty-62The feral cat population has fooled us into believing they're harmlessly growing in numbers when in reality they're building a massive army that when finished, will converge and wage war on humanity for acts of cruelty against felines worldwide. amirite?
Also about plant+23Another definition of "rape" is a mustard plant. Who the hell decided to name it that?!? The situation where they named it must've been a little ridiculous. "Alright guys, we have a plant from the mustard family, any ideas on what to call it?" "hmm...how about rape?" "The word most people associate with forcing another person to have sex with you? Perfect!", amirite?
Also by Apellllll+48No pizza company ever thinks of recruiting The Flash as their delivery guy. amirite?