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Joel Osteen sure does blink a LOT for a human, amirite?

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He's signaling to his alien overlords. Also common in people trying to hold up a butt plug in public.

Looks suspiciously amphetamine-related...

Its the hair spray

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JOELOSTEEN is known to blink the appropriate amount for a HUEMANBEING from the planet EARTH. Please RETRACT your implication or face the wrath of our EARTHLAWYERS.

Signed, Other HUEMANBEING s who are definitely not alien cyberneticists who have created a synthetic HUEMANBEING code named JOELOSTEEN

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He's like that guy in WWII who blinked SOS in a filmed "statement", only he's blinking "I like diddling little boys and stealing money from saps".

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