you just leveled up - welcome!
Always a fun discussion when I got that call saying "You can save $40/month by adding a cable and home phone package"
"You mean my bill will be reduced by $40?! And I'll get more stuff?! Nice!"
"Uhhh... Yeah... for only an extra $75/month over what you're currently-"
"Nope. That's not how math works"
This guy maths