Also about lie, nose, grown, and pinocchio+22Obviously, if Pinocchio said "My nose will grow." his nose would grow. If it didn't grow, then it would be a lie, so it would grow. Then it would be the truth, but his nose would have already grown, and it doesn't get shorter when he tells the truth, amirite?
Also about told, lie, and age+15Biggest lie ever told at age four: it wasn't me. amirite?
Also about time due+11Egypt cancels daylight savings time due to lack of economic benefit. Next up: Egypt cancels Friday due to disturbances in the force caused by Rebecca Black and declares every Tuesday 'Bring Your Camel To Work' day. amirite?