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+49Squirrels can't find 80% of the nuts they hide and that's how trees are planted. amirite? Also by Dairyqueenemployee
+44We often remember what is needed to be remembered at times they aren't than at times they're, amirite?
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+33Upon stubbing my toe while at my parents house, I yelled out "Mother Fucker!" at that my dad responded "Present!"... as gross as that was, i had to high five him. amirite?
Also about house, parents, dad, and divorced
+263You feel bad when talking to people with divorced parents when they say things like "Sure, you can borrow it, but I left it at my dad's house, so I'll get it for you next week." amirite?
oh, okay
I'm gonna go ahead and assume you're high af. Care to share?
I'm the next John Lennon baby
Thank God he's not here to see this.
So, I lit a fire, isn't it good, Norwegian wood.
Oh yea you lit it alright.
What about the stepdad's steps?
How much step could a mother's mother get if a mother's mother could get step?