Also by yaboiginga+44Blessings are much easier to count after they're gone. amirite?
Also about opening+163With the constant repetition of the phrase "wanna be on top," the America's Next Top Model opening song could easily be misconstrued as the opening to a porno, amirite?
Also by yaboiginga+59We think of December being in the winter March being in the spring and September being in the fall despite the fact that the majority of the days in these months take place in the previous season, amirite?
Also about eyes, opening, and closing+734closing your eyes and opening your mouth is a bad combination, amirite?
Also about eyes and opening+36We're used to dark theme so much that we face difficulty in opening eyes in daylight. amirite?
Also about eyes, distance, and vision+96A guy's peripheral vision only goes the distance from a girl's body to her eyes, because everytime a guy stares at a girl, the girl is staring back, amirite?
Also about opening and closing+9Closing gitmo would only mean having to move the prisoners someplace else, and building a new prison, so what's the point of closing one prison and opening another one, amirite?
Also about eyes, opening, and vision+19It's really annoying when you're in the pool for a while and you've been opening your eyes underwater and when you get out, your vision is kind of blurry, amirite?