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Also about crawl+144Every time you flush a bug down the toilet, you're afraid that it's going to come back one day and crawl up your butt while you're pooping, amirite?
Also about crawl+71It's much more likely spiders crawl into the vagina of females who sleep naked than the mouth since it's a warm place actually intended to be hospitable. amirite?
Also about crawl+83Dropping your tray in the lunch room makes you wish you could crawl into a hole somewhere and die, amirite?
Also about crawl+75One reason winter is nice because when you go to bed you get to crawl under a pile of warm blankets and go to sleep. But in the summer you're sweating so uncomfortably it makes it difficult to fall asleep, amirite?
Also about crawl+95It's weird when you can be who you wish you were when surrounded by complete strangers but crawl back into your shell when you are accompanied by people you know. It is almost like the people who love you most are inadvertently dragging you down, amirite?