Also about bed and eat+211When you think about it, saying "Don't let the bed bugs bite" isn't such a great way to leave your kid before he sleeps. Now he's probably thinking "What bugs? Why are they in my bed? Why do they want to fucking eat me?" Amirite?
Also about eat+21It sucks how you can be extremely fat and eat really healthy then sit around and watch these skinny girls eat straight junk and not gain a pound, amirite?
Also about eat+301Plenty of people eat straight peanut butter from the jar, but you rarely hear of people that eat just jelly, amirite?
Also about eat+11I want to breakl your legs and snap your neck, bite your head off and eat your feet! Hurry up Christmas I can't wait another month to eat people shapped sugar cookies! amirite?
Also by madidom+56A baby in the past must have died because it's mother don't know if it's lactose intolerant. amirite?
Also about eat+17Maybe the reason crocodiles eat people is because were taught never to smile at them. If no one ever smiled at me I'd probably eat them too, amirite?
Also by madidom+23Cavemen were probably way less horny since they were so used to seeing genitalia, amirite?
Also about eat+9When you eat Pillsbury brand frozen waffles, you eat AROUND the Pillsbury Doughboy first, amirite?