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Also about dinosaurs+513Dinosaurs didn't get wiped out by meteors; that's just a conspiracy to cover up the fact that dinosaurs mastered nuclear physics and had an all out nuclear war, amirite?
Also about gas-158Why are all of the gas pump nozzles circular? Doesn't it seem like another shape would be more efficient? For example, ovals are bigger, so you could get more gas in. amirite?
Also by KevlarYarmulke+43We find hairless animals ugly, yet we pay billions of dollars a year, in order to remove and cut our hair. amirite?
Also by KevlarYarmulke+25Somewhere in the world there's a shrimp with Schizophrenia, but it'll never be diagnosed by someone else, amirite?
Also about killed and dinosaurs+13It's a slow science day when scientists are debating whether an asteroid or meteoroid killed the dinosaurs. amirite?
Also about killed and dinosaurs+138Every year the anniversary of the meteor impact that killed off the dinosaurs goes by quietly, but no one knows, amirite?
Also about dinosaurs+125We use the corpse of real dinosaurs to make smaller dinosaurs toys because Plastic is from petroleum, and petroleum is from dinosaurs, amirite?
Also about killed and accident+151Sometimes you want to get in a car accident. Not to get killed, just to see who would visit you in the hospital because they actually care. amirite?
Also about technically and powered+67All fossil fuels were technically solar powered at one point, amirite?
Also about killed+26In an episode of Tom & Jerry where they're attacking each other with fireworks, Tom is killed in a firework explosion that creates the 48 star U.S. flag, which Jerry salutes. He sends a letter, asking to send more cats. JOKE: Jerry has been on a cat-killing spree. Whenever he kills another cat, another star is added to the U.S. flag. Every time that happens, Jerry watches the [new flag] firework explosion, saluting the new U.S. flag. So that's 48 cats killed, now ready to add a 49th star. USA! The 13 stripes represent the first 13 cats Jerry killed & did so all at once. A real killer, amirite?