Also about killed and accident+151Sometimes you want to get in a car accident. Not to get killed, just to see who would visit you in the hospital because they actually care. amirite?
Also about killed and accident+152You know you're getting old when people believe you when you claim you killed a man twenty years ago....(it was an accident) amirite?
Also about gas-158Why are all of the gas pump nozzles circular? Doesn't it seem like another shape would be more efficient? For example, ovals are bigger, so you could get more gas in. amirite?
Also about gas and vehicle+402You've at least once accidentally mistaken the gas pedal for the brake pedal or vice versa and were surprised by the unexpected opposite reaction of the vehicle, amirite?
Also by KevlarYarmulke+48Since sometimes a guy can't compliment a girl without her thinking he's into her, guys can just lead by saying "no hetero", amirite?
Also about killed and accident+201You have tried to save an insect before and killed it by accident, amirite?
Also by KevlarYarmulke+47Potatoes get a bad rap by being associated with laziness and ineptitude, but they're basically the same as all other vegetables in those regards, amirite?
Also by KevlarYarmulke-55Ants wouldn't mind earthquakes since we walk past them all the time, amirite?
Also about vehicle+271Overtaking: accelerating to a higher speed than the vehicle in front of you, swerving into oncoming traffic and back in front of a moving vehicle - Undertaking: directing funerals - anyone else notice a connection, amirite?