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Also by MrWesterfield+67If you stood on the north or south pole and ran in circles you're technically time traveling, amirite?
Also about dogs+202It's always interesting to see which dogs your dog becomes friends with at the dog park, amirite?
Also about dog+541Commercial: "...with savory chunks of chicken, beef and vegetables in a rich protein-filled gravy..." Me: "Oh that sounds delicious!" Commercial: "Your dog will thank you!" Me: "Oh crap. Another deceptive dog food commercial.", amirite?
Also about dogs+65Top 6 excuses involving dogs: 1) The dog broke it. Honestly. I saw him do it. 2) The dog ate it (Homework/Last slice of cake/TV remote). 3) I know I'm under eighteen, but my dog slipped off its leash and I'm sure I saw him run in here. 4) Of course I didn't push/lick/bite you, that was my dog! 5) Of course I'm not spying on you. I ran up this tree to escape from a vicious dog, from whom I took these binoculars. 6) That puddle on the floor has nothing to do with me!, amirite?
Also about dogs+157Pitbulls aren't BAD dogs... they were just bred to fight and guard, and to be vicious about it. They WILL most likely attack any invader in their territory unless you're there (with enough trained control over the dog) to give the invader the OK. And if you let your dog loose around town/the area... well, they mark the whole place as their territory. Return to Step 1, amirite?
Also by MrWesterfield+63We all have experienced that moment where we suddenly think we're back at home when we're traveling, or living somewhere other than home. We go to reach for something familiar, but realize halfway through that we're not in the location we think we're in, and just blank out for a second. Strange. amirite?
Also by MrWesterfield+47"Season's Greetings" is only popular during one of the four seasons, amirite?
Also about dogs+205You get grossed out by that disgusting noise your dog makes when he licks his/her butt and/or another dogs ear. Even more disgusted when you look at your dog while this is happening. amirite?
Also about dogs+624Dogs seem to be more human than people. A dog will be your friend no matter if you're black, white, red, brown, yellow, gay, straight, lesbian, bisexual, cripple, blind, deaf, mentally handicapped, tall, short, fat or thin. A dog simply doesn't care, amirite?