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Guns ended millennia long traditions of soldiers pretending their swords were dicks. amirite?

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more of a transition

@Rouby more of a transition

We will never specifically know the day, but there was a day that the dick joke torch was passed from melee weapons to the rifle. The day that, from then on, guns became the more frequent weapon to compare your length to.

Did they really, though

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@Did they really, though

Yes. Soldiers don't have swords. Now they stroke their guns positioned between their legs to the amusement of comrades.

I don't objectively know if ancient Chinese warriors would put their swords between their legs and wave them around... Buuuuuut I'm pretty sure dick jokes are a human constant.

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