Also by shai-e+53The inventor of money was the richest person who'd ever lived up until then. amirite?
Also about toes+214Your toes are quite ugly, really. Even though they obviously play a function by helping you keep balance, they’re dirty, hairy little wankers. The big toes look like deformed thumbs (and thumbs themselves look like deformed fingers), the three middle toes are unremarkable in every way, and your little toe is really worth getting amputated, as the nail is near impossible to trim, amirite?
Also about toes+49By the hairs of your toes you have whiskers on your feet! amirite?
Also about toes+271Even though you know it's probably not their fault, you get a little grossed out when you see that someone is missing one or more of their toes. I guess you could say that you're lack toes intolerant, amirite?
Also about stub and toes+460It's peculiar that when we stub our toes our automatic reaction is to kick the object in anger, amirite?
Also about toes+335I am convinced that your smallest toes exist only to cause extreme pain when they run into something. Ladies and gentlemen, your little toes are trolls. And extremely successful ones, amirite?