Also about ate-250The first time you ate a fortune cookie, you had no idea what it was and accidentally ate the paper, amirite?
Also about asshole+115You can say "asshole" whenever you want. As in, your donkeys live in the underground asshole, amirite?
Also about ate and literally-165When you were a little kid you took commercials literally. For example, if you drank Capri Sun you thought you'd turn into a fast flying humanoid silver guy or if you ate gushers you thought your head would turn into a fruit, amirite?
Also about History+91You can never really know if anything in history before you were born has ever happened because you we're never there, amirite?
Also about literally+365People literally always use "literally" wrong, like when they say "I literally died laughing". Amirite?
Also about ate and literally+253"It must've been something I ate" is code for "If I don't get to a toilet soon I am literally gonna crap myself", amirite?
Also about History+51If white people where less racist in the past they could be more racist today, amirite?
Also about ate+1,226You would be much more inclined to eat healthy if your stomach spoke. Like if you ate a salad for dinner you would hear, "Thanks buddy! Have a great day!". But if you ate chips and crap, you would constantly be annoyed hearing "WHAT THE HELL? You're such a fatass!". It would be good encouragment, amirite?