Also about life+75Life is like a RPG. You level up on your birthday, and gain various skills such as 'walking' and 'dancing' on the way. School is like the newbie zone, where you get free healing food and get taught everything you need to know. Then by the end of the newbie zone you get to choose your class (fireman, scientist, etc...) and you spend the rest of your RPG life completing quests before deadlines and earning money. But the only thing missing is respawn. amirite?
Also about life and birth+117It would be hilarious to celebrate your child's birthday on a completely random day and call them a nickname without them ever knowing the truth. That way, when they needed to see their birth certificate for something they would realize that their whole life is a lie and be emotionally scarred and have trust issues their entire life, amirite?
Also about life+84You say there's no instruction manual for life, but what about the Bible? The Torah? Hell, why not even the Qur'an? Just stop ad-libbing life and making excuses, amirite?
Also about Philosophy+32Since PI is infinite there is a possibility for there to be a 6 and a 9 sixty-nine times in a row. amirite?
Also about life and birth+640It's weird to think about we ARE the internet generation. We got to witness the birth itself of the interwebz and all technology that came with it, and got to experience life both with it and life without it. We will now and forever be the last generation who's ever seen the world without internet, amirite?
Also about life+452The Tortoise and the Hare was one of the worst stories to convey a moral - yes, being slow and patient may help in some areas of life, and being too cocky isn't a good thing, but in a real life speed race, your opponent isn't going take a nap halfway through, amirite?