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Also by tonywonderslostnut+9If you ever want to scare somebody online, just start speaking in full sentences if you weren't before. amirite?
Also by tonywonderslostnut+49Women never have to question if the baby is theirs. amirite?
Also about forever and turtle-19Driving down a beautiful coastal road with the wind blowing and smells , from salt to mud. Ur senses overwhelmed ,your happiness peeked. As U speed down the empty road, looking across the dunes over the water ;that goes forever. U think life is so perfect , maybe this is a simulation, maybe i am master of my universe. I can control anything. Then in Ur rearview mirror you see a Maserati catch up to U quickly. The younger then U person looks directly at you as they pass. Shortly they pull into their beach house, cut into the turtle reef. And you think to yourself ,No ,This cant be my universe. amirite?
Also about Science+96Alarms could wake us using our other senses. Such as a release of a strong smell or something that clips on and gives us a jab. amirite?
Also about Science+114The first Dating App was created by a desperate person. amirite?
Also about Science+102Everyone in the planet just your far relative, amirite?
Also about turtle shell+510awww shit!!!!! not another blue turtle shell!!! Mario cart road rage, amirite?
Also about big+103Women with small breasts wear bras that are too big. Women with big breasts wear bras that are too small... amirite?
Also about turtle shell+517You wish you could send a turtle shell towards every motherfucker who cuts you off, amirite?
Also by tonywonderslostnut+34Some people, no matter how hard they try to find a partner, will end up alone. amirite?
Also about turtle shell+1,059"I'm gonna win, I'm sooo gonna wi- NO!!!! SCREW YOU BLUE TURTLE SHELL!!!!", amirite?