+14 We take for granted the fact that our breathing rarely makes noise, until we get sick and our noses whistle, amirite?

by Anonymous 4 years ago

..'How's little Tommy doing, doctor?" 'Well, he has a very low pulse, his temperature is 105°, and he's sweating profusely. Just give him 2 aspirin every 4 hours, but call me if his nose starts to whistle.."

by Anonymous 4 years ago