Also by Mytokhondria-38If only paranoia were more often paired with optimism, we would hear wholesome conspiracy theories. amirite?
Also about box+1,776You open frozen food, throw away the box. Put in microwave/oven... retrieve box from garbage to see how long it takes to cook, amirite?
Also about Animals & Nature+29Spring is the season where you always pick the wrong jacket, amirite?
Also about cat+5People should stop complaining that they live in a dog-eat-dog world, at least they're not a cat in a dog-eat-cat world. Amirite?
Also about cat+6The way to learn it's a dog-eat-cat world...See your neighbor's dog trying to bite their cat, amirite?
Also by Mytokhondria-24Anyone's a hooker if you pay them enough. amirite?
Also by Mytokhondria+68If you had a tally mark tattooed on yourself for every time you ejaculated, almost everybody would have a full body tattoo. amirite?
Also about cat-9This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat an cat IDIOT cat busy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! amirite?
Also about cat+10There are some words you know how to spell but you still have to say the silly little story that was taught to you, e.g sally's cat is eating nice cat eatables - spells science, amirite?
Also about cat+20The temptations cat treat commercial that advertises only two calories per treat is kind of ridiculous. If your cat is so fat that you are concerned with its caloric intake then you shouldn't give it treats to begin with, amirite?