Also about work and major+245The internet went down for three hours this morning, plunging the nation into productivity. The outrage, which caused major work startages from New York to California, prevented an estimated 120 million American employees from messing around on the web at work. amirite?
Also about work, school, and fridays+14What's with all these songs talking about partying on Fridays? Saturday would be more probable. All I've wanted to do on friday was nap after a long week of school/work. amirite?
Also about Education+104.5 Billion year old Earth is a better explanation than 6,000 year old Earth, amirite? More
Also about major reason+38People who squat over the toilet in public restrooms are a major reason the seats are filthy in the first place. amirite?
Also about work, school, and major+4On those days when you fake being sick just to get out of school, you feel like a major slacker because there is work at school you should be doing, and it will be a pain in the ass to catch up on missed work the next day. amirite?
Also about work and school-7Monday Monday goin to school on Monday no Ones looking forward to the school day studying studying no studying studying no work work work work not lookin forward to the school day, amirite?
Also about school+417Reading is important- not just for learning new things and expanding your imagination, but to help reinforce all the spelling/grammar rules you learn in school... like where an apostrophe is or isn't needed. So all you barely-literate junior high/high school kids need to read more real books, amirite?
Also about work+15beats printer shakes printer bashes printer WORK DAMMIT WORK! stars making farting noises "error flashes on screen FUCK! WORK YOU STUPID THING! I NEED TO PRINT THIS ASSIGNMENT! still making shitting noises* Best day to start the day, amirite?