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Also by Unaviable-21Even though sucking and blowing are exact opposites, people use them to refer to the same things, amirite?
Also about toilet and tissue+378Dear Charmin toilet paper bears, don't blame the tissue because you can't wipe your ass without paper getting stuck on your furry asses. amirite?
Also about toilet+51True story -
The man in the house is commonly criticized by the woman in the house for not putting the toilet seat back down. However, in one house in particular, an elderly woman got stuck in the toilet seat. It wasn't the first time. But this time, she was so stuck, nobody could pull her out and they had to remove the entire toilet, with her stuck in it, so they could take her to the hospital to have her removed from the toilet. During an argument in the hospital, the wife and daughter of the patient yelled at the husband- "I told you not to put the toilet seat down!"
Also about Countries & Places-13Lets silence everyone who disagrees with us. North Korea is a good example of how tolead a country; silencing any opponent's, amirite?
Also about toilet+113Presidential elections are like choosing the least disgusting public toilet stall. The first stall has no toilet paper and piss on the floor, the middle stall has a giant turd on the seat and smells awful, and in the handicap stall, the toilet has been completely torn off and all that's left is a pipe sticking out of the wall with water gushing out of it, Amirite?
Also by Unaviable-18Everyone probably holds a lot of world records. amirite?
Also by Unaviable-53The person you love is not the person they are, but your perception of them. amirite?
Also about toilet+470Dear automatic toilet flusher, I would appreciate it if you didn't flush while I'm still sitting on the toilet. No one can take a dump in five seconds, amirite?
Also about toilet and tissue+188Guys: At one point, you have found yourself using toilet paper as a tissue and a tissue as toilet paper, amirite?