Also about toilet and tissue+435the package may say "bath tissue", but everyone calls it toilet paper, amirite?
Also about toilet+113Presidential elections are like choosing the least disgusting public toilet stall. The first stall has no toilet paper and piss on the floor, the middle stall has a giant turd on the seat and smells awful, and in the handicap stall, the toilet has been completely torn off and all that's left is a pipe sticking out of the wall with water gushing out of it, Amirite?
Also about Countries & Places+20I think that someday in the not so distant future, people will book vacation to space like they book vacations to Cancun. That would be so cool, amirite?
Also by Unaviable+49There's never any toilet tissue around when you need it most. amirite?
Also about toilet+470Dear automatic toilet flusher, I would appreciate it if you didn't flush while I'm still sitting on the toilet. No one can take a dump in five seconds, amirite?
Also about toilet and tissue+188Guys: At one point, you have found yourself using toilet paper as a tissue and a tissue as toilet paper, amirite?
Also about toilet and tissue+376Dear Charmin toilet paper bears, don't blame the tissue because you can't wipe your ass without paper getting stuck on your furry asses. amirite?
Also by Unaviable+40You've probably been inches away from stubbing your toe hundreds of times, amirite?