Also by TrafficWardenGazelle+32Candied Dates that have expired become Dated Candies. amirite?
Also about close and window+13It's a terrifying thing when a bug flies in through the window because if you leave the window open, more can come in, but if you close it, the bug can't get out, amirite?
Also about close and window+340It sucks when you get a pop-up add and you try to close out of it and accidentally close out of the window you're using, amirite?
Also about big and close-8As soon as summer draws to a close, bright images of colorful lights and snowflakes as well as the sound of bells and pulsing big band orchestral music cascade through your mind, and your throat and vocal cords try to erupt with the melodies of "Sleigh Ride" and "O Come All Ye Faithful" involuntarily, and you have to keep these feelings in check, at least until Halloween passes, amirite?
Also about window+35I just saw the Facebook group: "Guys need to listen to Taylor Swift cause then they'd understand girls better." Here is a quote from one of Taylor Swift's songs: "I said 'leave' but all I really want is you to stand outside my window throwing pebbles screaming 'I'm in love with you'!" I know that feeling: stoning someone's window is the key to anyone's hearts. amirite?
Also about Science+31Your alarm is your theme song because it plays every time your episode/day starts, amirite?
Also by TrafficWardenGazelle+45You don't realize how much urine gets on your pants until you pee in shorts. amirite?
Also about Science+56There is no way to know what a color outside our color spectrum looks to us humans, amirite?