Also about work+15beats printer shakes printer bashes printer WORK DAMMIT WORK! stars making farting noises "error flashes on screen FUCK! WORK YOU STUPID THING! I NEED TO PRINT THIS ASSIGNMENT! still making shitting noises* Best day to start the day, amirite?
Also by Toounknown-53I want you to notice that you dont notice me, amirite?
Also about work+245The internet went down for three hours this morning, plunging the nation into productivity. The outrage, which caused major work startages from New York to California, prevented an estimated 120 million American employees from messing around on the web at work. amirite?
Also about lives+24People that closely follow celebrities' lives have no lives of their own. amirite?
Also by Toounknown-1Im more compassionate because i love multiple women, amirite?
Also about stock brokers+21Hipsters would make the best stock brokers because they would discover upcoming stocks before anyone else and then sell them before they got too cool and then dropped in price, amirite?
Also about Jobs & Employment-5I just saw someone with a will work for food sign. maybe that's why your homeless, amirite
Also about Jobs & Employment-47If you barely have service with Verizon, take comfort knowing that there is a T-mobile user near you with no bars. amirite?
Also about work and lives-49Fuck off goverment, you CANT force us to close our bars and restaurants... I know i didnt do any international travel. Way to go airport security, if they wernt so busy mesuring our dicks thru the x ray machine they may actually have saved lives. My point is , is that goverment and travel regulations got us into this mess , why would we listen to anything they say, if i dont work , i cant pay rent , and i die of starvation, sooo... Ill take my chances with corona, amirite?
Also about Jobs & Employment+30Being an influencer is out. Sadly, what's in is being an influenzer, amirite?