Also by Anonymousmouse+41"Now that the world has gone to hell
We can live our lives
And nobody will ever tell
That we're parasites"(nyves) amirite?
Also about Relationships+11Who even needs NASA for spaceships? I can pretend Neptune and Mars love each other without their help, amirite? More
Also about close and doors+67The "door close" button found on elevators is probably a placebo, because those doors don't close any faster unless you trick yourself into believing they do, amirite?
Also about love and job+375Everyone wants 3 things in life: A great social life, a job they love, and a wonderful love life. But in reality, you can never have more than two of those things, amirite?
Also about love+119When God said "love one another", He actually meant "exclude gays and blacks and Asians and Jews and Muslims and everyone else who doesn't believe in me. Fuck that, just love straight white Christians", amirite?
Also about love+710It would be interesting if a really, really masculine lesbian (that was looking for a female love interest) and a really, really, feminine gay man (that was looking for a male love interest) met and fell in love, amirite?
Also about love and telling+245We cannot just let love be. We worry and stress over telling another person how we feel, because of that fear of rejection, of being told by someone else, someone who can never truly know our current emotions, that we do not in fact feel love, were wrong. If we just let love be, and develop itself, rather than trying to either quash it or force it, we would be much better off as a race. Amirite?
Also about Relationships+67When you're dating someone it's ok for them to see you naked but after you break up with them it becomes embarrassing and inappropriate, amirite?