Also about swiss army+3You know you've got an awesome new step-grandpa when 2 of your presents are a Swiss Army Knife and $45, amirite?
Also about swiss army+178When you first saw swiss army knifes, you thought they were the coolest thing ever, amirite?
Also about swiss army knives-5you wonder why Swiss Army Knives are called that, does the Swiss Army use them? amirite?
Also about swiss army+1,000The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever see that little Swiss Army knife they have to fight with? Not much of a weapon there. Corkscrews. Bottle openers. "Come on, buddy, let's go. You get past me, the guy in back of me, he's got a spoon. Back off. I've got the toe clippers right here.", amirite?
Also about swiss army+2A Swiss Army Lightsaber is cooler than a regular boring one: "Oooh lookitmeh, I can cut stuff in half!" Whoop de frakin do. But will it blend? Didn't think so, amirite?
Also about swiss army+319If Switzerland is neutral then why is there a Swiss army knife? amirite?
Also about swiss army+282You hear way more about the Swiss army knife than the actual Swiss army, amirite?