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Also about christmas, wake, and santa+307you hate it when you ask santa for the sexiest person in the world for Christmas and then you wake up in a box, amirite?
Also about christmas and santa+680"I did! I did see mommy kissing Santa Clause! And I'm gonna tell my dad!" Stupid kid, don't tell your dad! Make sure Santa knows you have this information and then send him a revised Christmas list, amirite?
Also by Ollielolindy+48If evolution had made humans were 100x smaller, pollution would also be 100x less important. amirite?
Also about Holidays & Birthdays+72Going viral meant something totally different last year, amirite?
Also about Holidays & Birthdays+77Some psycho killer could hang up an actual skeleton in front of their house during Halloween and no one would notice it's real, amirite?
Also about christmas, dogs, and presents+84It's funny to watch dogs open Christmas presents, especially because they don't understand that they need to pretend they like all the gifts, amirite?
Also by Ollielolindy+59If everyone on earth gave you one tenth of a penny then you would have over 7 million dollars, amirite?
Also about christmas, santa, and presents-44The sad thing about Christmas is just how fake it all is. Santa isn't real, it's not actually Jesus' birthday, and the whole story about him may not even be true. All the charity and kindness is something we do once a year to ease our guilt for the selfish bastards we are the rest of the year. The presents are because we get suckered by companies trying to make a profit. Worst part is we all know this yet we just pretend that there's something special and magical about this day, amirite?
Also about Holidays & Birthdays+63Merry Christmas, or Happy Holidays - whichever you choose. I hope it is joyous. For those of you alone, I wish you peace and comfort. amirite?
Also by Ollielolindy+63Life is a series of ill advised attempted to look cool. amirite?
Also about christmas, dogs, and santa+267The theories as to who Santa is and what he acts like in Christmas specials are contradictory. "Wait, I thought Santa had dogs on his sled team? And why don't they mention the Power Puff Girls or him being Vince Vaugh's brother? And why is he not Tim Allen," amirite?
Also about christmas, santa, and presents+517It's hard to imagine what Santa actually does on Christmas. After a long night of delivering presents, he's unlikely to be in a festive mood. He probably comes home exhausted, snaps at a few elves, fires anyone who's still listening to Christmas music, and crashes in his armchair, amirite?