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Also about christmas, wake, and santa+307you hate it when you ask santa for the sexiest person in the world for Christmas and then you wake up in a box, amirite?
Also by Ollielolindy+63Life is a series of ill advised attempted to look cool. amirite?
Also about christmas and santa+680"I did! I did see mommy kissing Santa Clause! And I'm gonna tell my dad!" Stupid kid, don't tell your dad! Make sure Santa knows you have this information and then send him a revised Christmas list, amirite?
Also about christmas, dogs, and presents+84It's funny to watch dogs open Christmas presents, especially because they don't understand that they need to pretend they like all the gifts, amirite?
Also about Holidays & Birthdays+53There's always those guys at the store buying Valentines candy that you know they're buying it for themselves, amirite?
Also about christmas, santa, and presents+517It's hard to imagine what Santa actually does on Christmas. After a long night of delivering presents, he's unlikely to be in a festive mood. He probably comes home exhausted, snaps at a few elves, fires anyone who's still listening to Christmas music, and crashes in his armchair, amirite?
Also about christmas, santa, and presents-44The sad thing about Christmas is just how fake it all is. Santa isn't real, it's not actually Jesus' birthday, and the whole story about him may not even be true. All the charity and kindness is something we do once a year to ease our guilt for the selfish bastards we are the rest of the year. The presents are because we get suckered by companies trying to make a profit. Worst part is we all know this yet we just pretend that there's something special and magical about this day, amirite?
Also about christmas, dogs, and santa+267The theories as to who Santa is and what he acts like in Christmas specials are contradictory. "Wait, I thought Santa had dogs on his sled team? And why don't they mention the Power Puff Girls or him being Vince Vaugh's brother? And why is he not Tim Allen," amirite?
Also by Ollielolindy+39it's the same amount of daylight and night at all times but constantly circling, amirite?
Also by Ollielolindy+67If we'd treat people like we treat our dogs they'd eventually start to love us for real, amirite?
Also about Holidays & Birthdays+52This has been a bad year for Boeing... amirite?