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Also by Proxymoto+52Some people can't back up what their mouth promises. amirite?
Also by Proxymoto-76A litre of ocean water is a figurative drop in the ocean. amirite?
Also about life and greater+273Sometime in your life you've wondered if everyone in the world is some sort of robot or something and some greater force has been testing you your entire life. amirite?
Also about fall, life, and technically+20If you fall off a cliff, or into a hole, that will kill you, you are technically falling for the rest of your life. amirite?
Also about Philosophy+37If someone can easily save a turtle from freezing before continuing on with their life, why not? Just cause you're too lazy of fatass to do anything, doesn't mean every one has to be lazy as well. If they want to get off thier butts and do something, let them. amirite?
Also about life+79Life is like a RPG. You level up on your birthday, and gain various skills such as 'walking' and 'dancing' on the way. School is like the newbie zone, where you get free healing food and get taught everything you need to know. Then by the end of the newbie zone you get to choose your class (fireman, scientist, etc...) and you spend the rest of your RPG life completing quests before deadlines and earning money. But the only thing missing is respawn. amirite?
Also about Philosophy+40The only thing for sure in life is that nothing is for sure, amirite?
Also about Philosophy+6Since exercising expands your lifetime, using a treadmill is technically running for your life. amirite?
Also about life+454The Tortoise and the Hare was one of the worst stories to convey a moral - yes, being slow and patient may help in some areas of life, and being too cocky isn't a good thing, but in a real life speed race, your opponent isn't going take a nap halfway through, amirite?