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If you jump off a building you technically get a discount on life. The harder the fall, the greater the discount. amirite?

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@Iapetus-11 how so?

You see, if you jump off a 5 story building, your life discount goes to 60% (probably, because your legs will be shredded and you'll live in pain, but you won't die immediately), but if you jump off a 15 story building it goes to 100% and you instantly discount your life.

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