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Also about life+454The Tortoise and the Hare was one of the worst stories to convey a moral - yes, being slow and patient may help in some areas of life, and being too cocky isn't a good thing, but in a real life speed race, your opponent isn't going take a nap halfway through, amirite?
Also by Toounknown-45My computer got a virus playing virtual poker during quarantine, amirite?
Also about life and telling+403Not everyone has a sex life. Not everyone has a social life. But everyone has a LIFE, that's how we can walk and talk and think and breathe. So stop telling me to get one, amirite?
Also about life+383When life gives you lemons, fuck it in the ass and give life lemon-aids. amirite?
Also by Toounknown-32No one will admit that when trump was positive for covid it proves social distancing is pointless...because if trump got it them we all will...and we will be better protected with herd immunity, amirite?
Also about life+79Life is like a RPG. You level up on your birthday, and gain various skills such as 'walking' and 'dancing' on the way. School is like the newbie zone, where you get free healing food and get taught everything you need to know. Then by the end of the newbie zone you get to choose your class (fireman, scientist, etc...) and you spend the rest of your RPG life completing quests before deadlines and earning money. But the only thing missing is respawn. amirite?
Also about Philosophy-49Melania Trumps life story is way more interesting the Michelle Obama's, amirite?
Also about Philosophy+6Nothing feels better than sobriety when you do something right, and nothing feels better than being drunk when you do something wrong. amirite?
Also about Philosophy+83If nothing happens after death, you don't "experience" death. From your perspective, you never really die, because you don't experience the actual end. amirite?
Also by Toounknown-4There is no such thing as a nudist... Its the clothed people who have issues, amirite?
Also about life and telling+150Telling children that they're special all their lives isn't "politically correct crap". There's nothing wrong with telling your child they're special to you. No one should be obligated to slander their young child all day with "life ain't fair, get fucking used to it!" Kids will grow up and learn with time, but while they're not there yet, they're not going to harm from "politically correct" kind words. People have different ways of loving their child, and "PC" isn't one of them, amirite?
Also about life, telling, and writers+412The example of foreshadowing J.K. Rowling uses in the fourth book, when Harry's telling Dumbledore about how Voldemort used his blood to bring himself back to life, and it says that Harry saw what looked to be a gleam of triumph in Dumbledore's eyes, is so incredible it definitely proves that she's one of the greatest writers ever, amirite?