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If Pinocchio was real, he could be used to answer all of life's deepest questions, amirite?

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President Pinocchio - It's a hoax It's the flu We can pack the churches for Easter* Easter is special to me

Anonymous +13Reply

*were

Now, I usually don't go to the trouble of correcting grammar on the internet, but this is a very common mistake that is pretty simple and easily corrected. If a statement is conditional, use "were" not "was."

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Pinocchio isn't omniscient his nose only grows when he's intentionally lying

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Me: Hey Pinocchio, what is dark matter?

Pinocchio: Space Gerbils. (nose grows)

Me: Dark matter isn't space gerbils. Mystery solved.

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