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Also about fly+221It is FUCKING annoying when a fly keeps flying around your head. You can't swat it because who carries a fly swatter round with them? You just have to sit there randomly brushing it away with your arms and shaking your head, looking like a crazy person to anyone passing by, amirite?
Also about fly+128it never fails, anytime you get up to grab the fly swatter the fly you were going to kill is no where to be found, amirite?
Also about fly+171Watch a trapped junebug fly around your room for a little bit. No, they don't try to fly out the window. No, they don't even fly towards the light. They bang into the walls spaztically until they eventually die. Junebugs are stupid, amirite?
Also about fly+442People shouldn't fly Virgin. Who'd would want to fly an airline that doesn't go all the way. amirite?
Also about fly+500If you had to choose one power, you'd pick shapeshifting, because it's nearly every other power combined. Wanna fly? Turn into an eagle. Looking for super strength? Become an elephant. Invisibility needed? Pick something super small, like a fly, amirite?
Also by Proxymoto-76A litre of ocean water is a figurative drop in the ocean. amirite?
Also about carry+175Why do little girls carry purses around? What do they need to carry, diapers? amirite?
Also about fly+263It's morbidly satisfying to watch a Venus Fly Trap catch a fly, amirite?
Also by Proxymoto+32The Maya guy who ended the calendar with 2012 was suffering form dyslexia, he meant 2021. amirite?
Also about fly+106Watching missiles fly down air vents, pretty unbelievable. But couldn’t we feasibly use that same technology to shoot food at hungry people? Know what I mean? Fly over Ethiopia, “There’s a guy that needs a banana!” SHOOP. The Stealth Banana. Smart fruit! Amirite?