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Also about man+86Who thought of the concept of Mario? Nintedo conffernce: We need a new game concept. Yes bob? Bob: Man I just had a vision. A fat Italian man saves a princess who is 6 feet taller then him from a lizard turtle and a gorilla in a tie! John: Bob did you have shrooms again? Bob: Aw man mario got mushroom helpers man! Ceo: Bob this could actually work. amirite?
Also about man and fight+368The real difference in genders is which battles they choose to fight. A woman sees a dirty house as a challenge, and cleaning it is a victory, while the man couldn't care less. But a man sees the road as his adversary. He can't ask for directions, because being lost means defeat. Women just want to arrive at the destination. Interfering with the other's battles is the cause of all strife, amirite?
Also about man+257Since there's a Superman movie coming out called "The Man of Steel" and a Batman movie was called "The Dark Knight" they should name more superhero movies after the character's nickname. The next Spider-man movie should be called "The Web-Slinger", a Hulk movie can be called "Giant Green Rage Monster" and they should make an Aqua-man movie and call it "The Worst Superhero Ever: The Movie", amirite?
Also about man and struck-200Man struck by lightening: Oh man I just survived a lightening attack! Atheist: I don't believe you, how come I didn't see it happen? Is there an article? A link? A picture? I've never seen it happen, so it must not be true. Why didn't I get struck by lightening? You think you're special, the chosen one? You'd be dead, those lost limbs could be just a coincidence. Amirite?
Also about man and penis-1Every man, at some point in his life, has tried to use a touch screen with his penis, amirite?
Also about man and fight+38Slender-man V.S. Chuck Norris would be an interesting fight, amirite?