-52 People probably invented unicorns before anyone discovered narwhals were a thing. amirite?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Yes.... that's what happened

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Wouldn't really call unicorns an invention...

by Anonymous 3 years ago

If I'm not mistaken, they originated from Nords selling narwhal horns to Greeks, an telling them that came from a magical all mighty horse.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Someone was probably riding a horse and got a massive erection. Bam, unicorn. And everyone went with it

by Anonymous 3 years ago