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Also about Philosophy+66Thinking you're alone when you're not is lonely, and thinking you are not alone when you are is creepy. amirite?
Also by Buzzwaldjuneberry+67Crowded elevators smell different to a midget, amirite?
Also about life+383When life gives you lemons, fuck it in the ass and give life lemon-aids. amirite?
Also about life+452The Tortoise and the Hare was one of the worst stories to convey a moral - yes, being slow and patient may help in some areas of life, and being too cocky isn't a good thing, but in a real life speed race, your opponent isn't going take a nap halfway through, amirite?
Also about life and played+100If life was ment to be played by the rules it would be kinda boring. When you're a kid life is good when you have fun and waste time sometimes. Just because we're almost adult's doesn't mean we need to be all serious and start thinking about our future right this second. If we start to get serious right in the middle of our glory years we might miss out on something big that we can tell our children. Something CALLED life, amirite?
Also about life+75Life is like a RPG. You level up on your birthday, and gain various skills such as 'walking' and 'dancing' on the way. School is like the newbie zone, where you get free healing food and get taught everything you need to know. Then by the end of the newbie zone you get to choose your class (fireman, scientist, etc...) and you spend the rest of your RPG life completing quests before deadlines and earning money. But the only thing missing is respawn. amirite?
Also by Buzzwaldjuneberry+43What's odd is, they've put sneeze guards in checkout lanes, implement a "6 feet distance" rule, insist we don't shake hands, but then gladly accept your dollar bill, which is one of the dirtiest things ever, without gloves! GERMS!!! amirite?
Also about life+84You say there's no instruction manual for life, but what about the Bible? The Torah? Hell, why not even the Qur'an? Just stop ad-libbing life and making excuses, amirite?