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Also about life and played+101If life was ment to be played by the rules it would be kinda boring. When you're a kid life is good when you have fun and waste time sometimes. Just because we're almost adult's doesn't mean we need to be all serious and start thinking about our future right this second. If we start to get serious right in the middle of our glory years we might miss out on something big that we can tell our children. Something CALLED life, amirite?
Also by Buzzwaldjuneberry+50Everyone has a favorite Monty Python quote, even if they don't want to admit it, amirite?
Also about life+454The Tortoise and the Hare was one of the worst stories to convey a moral - yes, being slow and patient may help in some areas of life, and being too cocky isn't a good thing, but in a real life speed race, your opponent isn't going take a nap halfway through, amirite?
Also by Buzzwaldjuneberry-58ODE TO AN ANONYMOUS FOE
I see your footprints everywhere,
A thumb down here, a thumb down there.
I know it's you, it's plain to see,
But why don't you want to spar with me?
I try and try with all my might,
It seems to me you're scared to fight.
Come on friend, no sense in hidin',
Let's talk about the "big guy" Biden. amirite?
Also about life+84You say there's no instruction manual for life, but what about the Bible? The Torah? Hell, why not even the Qur'an? Just stop ad-libbing life and making excuses, amirite?
Also about life+79Life is like a RPG. You level up on your birthday, and gain various skills such as 'walking' and 'dancing' on the way. School is like the newbie zone, where you get free healing food and get taught everything you need to know. Then by the end of the newbie zone you get to choose your class (fireman, scientist, etc...) and you spend the rest of your RPG life completing quests before deadlines and earning money. But the only thing missing is respawn. amirite?
Also about life+383When life gives you lemons, fuck it in the ass and give life lemon-aids. amirite?
Also by Buzzwaldjuneberry-25A man's home is his castle. Twenty years ago I declared myself King of my castle. Now, I'm petitioning congress to acknowledge that a person has a right to decide what is right for his family, on the condition that it doesn't offend another's rights. It's called the "writ of autonomous domus". Each person has that God given right. If all families rule their own in the best interest of that families welfare, we'd be better off than some money sucking career politician deciding what my family needs. amirite?
Also about Philosophy+17Life tip: If you like to imagine situations where you are demanding little girls to do anything.... you shouldn't be around children. amirite?
Also about Philosophy+53If there is life on the sun, they would probably think that the planets are their moons, amirite?
Also about Philosophy+54I thought it was, "Don't make me snap my fingers in a Z-formation, exclamation, hip rotation, neck circulation.
Brick wall, waterfall, boy u think u know it all. You don’t, I do.
So boom with the attitude, boom with the attitude.
Elbow elbow, wrist wrist, talk to the hand, talk to the fist, boom boy you just got dissed. Swish, swish, swish.
Reese’s pieces, 7-Up, mess with me, I’ll mess u up.
See my finger, see my thumb, see my fist you better run.
Wait, come back u need a tic-tac.
Not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4, but a whole 6 pack.
I’m so sorry to be mean, but you need some listerineeeeee, amirite?