+46 Lips and anuses have the same type of skin. So wipe your ass softly. amirite?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

... Honestly don't know how other people wipe their ass. But I don't think anyone wipes their butt angry and mad at it.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Hi, my name is Ryan and I'm a wipeaholic.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Hi Ryan

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Sounds like that could be a sore subject...

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Yeah and your bum hurts when you poop spicy food so like they're totally the same thing

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Kinda gives a new twist on "blow me a kiss"

by Anonymous 3 years ago