+45 The first and last years of your life have something in common : mashed vegetables, amirite?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

And dirty diapers

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Not necessarily

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Unless you don't die in your 60s+

by Anonymous 3 years ago

My first meal out of the womb was a 14 oz bone-in pork chop, grilled over wood and served with succotash.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Not if you choke to death on a 14 oz bone in pork chop.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

What if you died in an accident

by Anonymous 3 years ago