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Also about skin-88They should invent a grape-skin peeler machine. This way, you could just stick in a grape, the machine peels the skin off, and you're left with pure, fleshy, grape-meat goodness. amirite?
Also about skin+51Since dust is 70-80% human skin cells, people with dust allergies are allergic to something that's made out of mostly their own skin. amirite?
Also about cat+25In an episode of Tom & Jerry where they're attacking each other with fireworks, Tom is killed in a firework explosion that creates the 48 star U.S. flag, which Jerry salutes. He sends a letter, asking to send more cats. JOKE: Jerry has been on a cat-killing spree. Whenever he kills another cat, another star is added to the U.S. flag. Every time that happens, Jerry watches the [new flag] firework explosion, saluting the new U.S. flag. So that's 48 cats killed, now ready to add a 49th star. USA! The 13 stripes represent the first 13 cats Jerry killed & did so all at once. A real killer, amirite?
Also about Animals & Nature+14Light a bunch of $1 bills on fire and there you got "Hot singles in your area", amirite?
Also about Animals & Nature+16Cold causes penises to shrink but nipples to grow... amirite?
Also about skin+38Perfect smooth skin is a myth. Everyone's skin has texture that can't be avoided. amirite?
Also about terrible+540We may complain about the terrible pop/hip hop music today, but it would be terrible if we only had really deep, emotional songs. Raves and parties would become an incredibly sobering experience, amirite?