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Also about unicorns-53People probably invented unicorns before anyone discovered narwhals were a thing. amirite?
Also about dolphins-1,187Who ever classified dolphins as mammals must of been high. I mean seriously, to be a mammal, you can't swim. Since dolphins can swim, they are fish, amirite?
Also about unicorns+444you've wondered why unicorns are called uniCORNS and not uniHORNS, amirite?
Also about unicorns+295Science is mixing things and blowing stuff up, mutation, and plate tectonics. Fiction is magical worlds, pretty trees, and unicorns. Science fiction is blowing up magical worlds, mutated talking pretty trees, and digging unicorns trying to find the center of the world. Amirite?
Also about horny and unicorns+267Unicorns would make the best girl/boyfriend because they're always horny, amirite?
Also about Animals & Nature+48If someone likes you so much that they want to help you change , they never really liked you in the first place, amirite?
Also by Mytokhondria+51Virginity checks like the ones T.I. swears by just encourage anal sex, amirite?
Also about horny and unicorns+485Why do people think that unicorns are for girls? Obviously they're masculine because they are always horny. Amirite?
Also by Mytokhondria+75Our grandparents and parents are complaining about we using our phones too much and playing videogames because it's bad for your eyes but then they proceed to watch the tv all day. amirite?