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Also about toys and toy story
-32Kids who buy Toy Story toys are probably so disappointed with them that they blow them up with firecrackers, amirite?
Also about toy story and andy
+662It's be pretty weird if in Toy Story 3 Andy asked the little girl if she wanted to see his woody. amirite?
He woulda got the dinosaur to help but his arms were too short
I disagree.
Or he used the toys in more adult ways they were never meant to be used
There's jizz in my boot
He probably jerked it over Jessie at some point.
God now I can't get that image out of my head, he also probably did it with Bo Peep
And the potatoes....
No why the potatoes?!?
mr. potato man.
What about barbie?
Well that would've more been Andy's Sister and I don't think you want to get into that
This should be the plot of Toy Story 2,5.
And most of the toys are terrified and don't get what's happening, except for Mr. Potato and The Piggy Bank (whose name I forgot) who are watching and jerking each other off.
And Woody is depressed cause he understands that from now on, Andy will prefer porn over his toys, that means he's growing up etc.
If you hear me out there, just make it a short movie. It'll be far enough.
That would make a great porno
That would make a porno*
Suddenly mildly disturbed that his favourite toy was Woody
woody was named appropriately.
Nice you've ruined my childhood just a bit...
And Bo Peep.
To infinity and beyond