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Also about life+454The Tortoise and the Hare was one of the worst stories to convey a moral - yes, being slow and patient may help in some areas of life, and being too cocky isn't a good thing, but in a real life speed race, your opponent isn't going take a nap halfway through, amirite?
Also by LookAnAltAccount+33Everyone talks about standardisation with phone chargers.... But why is noone addressing the car indicator frequency??!! amirite?
Also by LookAnAltAccount+76Betty White was on a show about being old 35 years ago, amirite?
Also about life+383When life gives you lemons, fuck it in the ass and give life lemon-aids. amirite?
Also about life and huge+107It's kind of amazing to think of people's lives. We say things like "I have a good/bad life" or "I have a lot going on in my life right now." We tend to think of peoples lives as their own personal "bubble", but in reality it is all connected with people whom most of us don't know. Nobody's life is that bubble in which we imagine. Really we don't have individual bubbles, but many huge bubbles that over lap with hundreds of other people's bubbles, amirite?
Also by LookAnAltAccount+86It's ok to pick your nose and it's ok to pick your friends, but it is NOT ok to pick your friend's nose, amirite?
Also about Philosophy-24For many leftists, the highlight of their pathetic life is their abortion, amirite?
Also about life+79Life is like a RPG. You level up on your birthday, and gain various skills such as 'walking' and 'dancing' on the way. School is like the newbie zone, where you get free healing food and get taught everything you need to know. Then by the end of the newbie zone you get to choose your class (fireman, scientist, etc...) and you spend the rest of your RPG life completing quests before deadlines and earning money. But the only thing missing is respawn. amirite?
Also about Philosophy-77Lefty downvoters don't like orgasms because they have long since been unable to have them, amirite?
Also about life+84You say there's no instruction manual for life, but what about the Bible? The Torah? Hell, why not even the Qur'an? Just stop ad-libbing life and making excuses, amirite?
Also about match+52If dating sites match people up with good partners, they leave the site. If they match them with bad partners, they leave the site. The sites have an incentive to develop the most mediocre matches possible. amirite?