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Also about fingers and toes+276When you were little and someone said “ Cross your fingers and wish me good luck” you crossed all your fingers and your toes and your eyes and wished like everything depended on you..unless it was someone you hated..then you just halfheartedly crossed two fingers and undid them when they walked away. amirite?
Also about fingers and toes+214Your toes are quite ugly, really. Even though they obviously play a function by helping you keep balance, they’re dirty, hairy little wankers. The big toes look like deformed thumbs (and thumbs themselves look like deformed fingers), the three middle toes are unremarkable in every way, and your little toe is really worth getting amputated, as the nail is near impossible to trim, amirite?
Also about fingers and toes+296Getting those weird cramps on your fingers or toes, the ones where they twist and stuff, hurt like a bitch and look like you're being possessed or something, amirite?
Also about toes+271Even though you know it's probably not their fault, you get a little grossed out when you see that someone is missing one or more of their toes. I guess you could say that you're lack toes intolerant, amirite?
Also about toes+335I am convinced that your smallest toes exist only to cause extreme pain when they run into something. Ladies and gentlemen, your little toes are trolls. And extremely successful ones, amirite?