Your smartphone is more advanced than the computers that landed a spaceship on the moon. Technically, your phone can land on the moon. amirite?

I don't think you understand what the word "technically" means

Shut up. Please shut up

It'd need a very large slingshot, but yeah.

Yeah just waiting for my phones thrusters to get here from amazon

Yeah if it pisses me off hard enough, it might land on the moon

You're far more advanced than early humans. Technically, you can bite through animal bones and climb any tree out there.

"Hey Siri, go land on the moon."
Nope.

I'm more advanced than a bee; a bee can fly, so I'll be ok jumping off this building, right?

I think that would be a cool project, to create an app that, if you plug your phone into a compatible spaceship, could actually calculate and fly a course to the moon.

And when i accidentally sit on my Samsung, my moon lands on my phone

Nah i think you massively misunderstand the statement

Me: Throws phone at moon at 4am
Phone lands on mars
Me: well that ain't treu

I mean, so could most things if you throw hard enough