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Also about coffins+293It would be economical for cemeteries to bury coffins standing up, amirite?
Also about coffins+409The deceased can't text because coffins are such dead zones. amirite?
Also about fema+42I used to be surprised when trusted government agencies were found to be incompetent or corrupt, FBI, Secret Service, NSA, FEMA, The FED., CDC but now it has become clear that a government as large and bloated as ours can do nothing but fail. Amirite?
Also about coffins+649Glass coffins, will they ever catch on? Remains to be seen, amirite?
Also about Fashion+66If you still haven't cut your hair since the barbershops closed, you've probably got a good barber. amirite?
Also about coffins+51When there's an earthquake, coffins become maracas, amirite?
Also about coffins+167Although twilight sucks you would still rather be a twilight vampire than one of the original ones who sleep in coffins and burn up in the sun, amirite?
Also about coffins+302If you think about it, a Zombie Apocalypse probably wouldn't last more than a year or two. It's not like the zombies worked out a game plan, so they wouldn't really be going for the people in power. Plus, they're rotten corpses. They most likely wouldn't have the strength to escape from the coffins and then go through six feet of dirt. But the thought still entices you, amirite?